Ritzville Share definition Flag The most boring little town right between Spokane and Moses Lake. Not fun at all and very tiny. Person1: I'm from Ritzville, Washington Person2: OMG, I am SO sorry. D: Ritzville by smashlee(: December 10, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Ritzville mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch