vegetarian sex 

the best sex you'll ever have. vegetarians let there inner-animal out in the bedroom. all those years of repressed meat eating desires finally pay off.

"we may not eat animals, but we sure fuck like them!"

"kate really is an animal in the bed, i'm so glad we had vegetarian sex. i'm thinking about converting, actually."

vegetarian sex by kdrrrgs February 18, 2008

vegetarian sex 

dry humping - sex without the sausage

'well we didn't exactly have sex....there was no actual penetration" - 'so u had sex without the sausage - u had vegetarian sex!'

vegetarian sex by anna and kaila May 11, 2007

vegetarian sex 

Lesbian sex or dry sex.
The word received it's name by the nickname for male anatomy "sausage"
-No penetration
This can be the best or the worst type of sex in the world depending on your gender and/or situation.

My girlfriend teased me and we only stopped at vegetarian sex. This wasn't all bad, her girlfriend was hot.

vegetarian sex by Love Gecko December 16, 2008

vegetarian sausage 

A vegetarian sausage can describe a "vegetarian person" who wants to eat meat, and buys "meatlike products" made out of plant material. Why call yourself a vegetarian if you're going to buy products named after meat that is made up of plant life? Cuz you're a "Vegetarian Sausage".

This means you can refer to people as a "vegetarian sausage", if they eat "fake meat" made out of plant products. This is the hypocritical high point, because vegetarians who eat "fake meat" really want " real meat", but can't eat it because they cringe about the animal dying, so they just eat "fake meat", such as a "vegetarian sausage".

Point: If a vegetarian wants to be a true "non-eat eater" vegetarian, why do they try to make "meat" out of vegetables? BTW: Studies have shown that plants actually feel injuries, and recoil from "pain". Plants have feelings, too, you know!

If you're trying to "mask" the fact you want real meat by eating vegetarian sausages, "burgers", "jerkey" "eggs" etc made out of plants, you plainly are a "vegetarian sausage"! (A person who says they are vegetarian, but eats food named after real meat).

vegetarian sausage by Rurik The Vred October 21, 2011

vegetarian surfboard

An outdoor bodysurfing orgy involving sprouts, carrots, and a good time.

"We surfed her veg all night"
"Yeah, it was a real vegetarian surfboard"

vegetarian surfboard by sproutgirl April 13, 2014

vegetarian sloppy joe

Eating out the ass after filling it up with your own cum.

Or

Really shitty sex position no one would enjoy having just like no one enjoys a sloppy Joe without mean on it.

I just had a vegetarian sloppy Joe with my dog.

vegetarian sloppy joe by King Small PeePee January 11, 2018

warm Irish vegetarian salad

A bowl of hot chips

Hey waiter can you bring me a bowl of warm Irish vegetarian salad?

warm Irish vegetarian salad by BMc2 September 19, 2023