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verb. to creep on old facebook photos and posts of your facebook friends, bringing to the forefront photos and posts that were hitherto forgotten prior to their gruesome resurfacing
"Bro, you got kropped. Nice Nike ID basketball shoes from 2009 though."
"Sweetie, I'm so sorry you've been kropped. We all had an awkward stage."
"I can't decide if we are good enough friends for me kropp on him yet."
kropp by HeardAtUVa November 7, 2013
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Ryan Krippelz

A modern-day trendsetter (a.k.a. influencer/insider), bringing great conversations to parties & never has to prove anything to anyone; according to themselves...

**Fact check:

-great conversation starter (true) who does not need to prove himself to others (true), but feels

the need to prove something to himself (true) himself. Trendsetter: FALSE, but also not a follower & is

just..there. OVERALL, good company.

-42.5% FUNNY, 46% SASSY, 7.5% UNDIGESTED FAST FOOD; most likely from off menu items (i.e. mcribb,

filet o' fish, etc.), 4% GAS.

Negative side:

-Tendency to take things too far when feeling "extra". Might take secretive, un-flattering pictures of you

and share them with others for a laugh. When crabby and in a mood, it's best to steer clear because

they will be right and you wrong..so how dare you?

-Does not react well to the feeling of guilt & has a weakness towards late night snacks & holiday candy.
1. Ryan Krippelz told a funny joke and we all laughed. (+)

2. Why would Ryan take that picture of me eating and send it to everyone when he knows I was feeling insecure? (-)
Related Words

Kripparrian 

The act of explaining how unlucky you were in a game (often in percentages with a calculator)
It is a variation of the word salty
-What was that luck, THE ODDS ARE 0.048% For that to happen
-Man dont pull a Kripparrian on me right now
Kripparrian by Burger Cheese October 15, 2016
A derivative substance of Copium. An artificial medicinal gaseous substance made with the intent to keep Kronies at bay when faced with prolonged periods of lack of Ouro Kronii streams. Can also be used in cases of some sort of loss by the streamer, such as: crafting too many boots, dying to Theseus, being locked outside with a monster, losing oshi status to Boros, etc. Despite its use, it's not a substitute to Ouro Kronii streams and excessive use may result in absence of humor, situational time dilation and overall existencial despair. Consult a professional before dosing.
My supply of kropium is running out, I don't know if it will last til the next Kronii stream...
kropium by Kroquette March 3, 2022
A man with a sexual attraction for children. A true peanut butter User
That man is be a real Mr. kropko today.
Kropko by Gothkid01 November 27, 2018
1.) To perform a spectacular act under pressure with extreme success (See clutch)

2.) To Photoshop to where it look eerily real
Wow, you did a double backflip on the trampoline while taking off your shirt? That's so Klopptch.
Klopptch by SoccerFiend07 August 17, 2011
It is one's bitch pulling abilities
Ernest: Hey Blake how's your kwoppa looking?
Blake: I am unable to pull any bitches so my kwoppa is lacking.
THEREFORE BLAKE HAS NO KWOPPA
Kwoppa by lightningMcpeen June 29, 2022