Like the Budweiser commercials, a group of you and two other friends say this in a row to piss off others near by. Also you should us character while saying each word.

First friend: WADE!
Second friend: GRAHM!
Third friend: LONG-COCK! (best when said in grandma style voice)
Pissed off guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMN IT!

While your at it pour wade grahm long-cock a beer!! (do this referring to yourself)

Wade Grahm Long-cock by Zarcry January 3, 2009

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Pimpy Longcocking

Noun. An act usualy performed between a married couple, not high school fags like all of you. See as follows:

When I laid the ol' pipe-work the other night, and stirred it around deep like a roto tool. She made that cute noise, and then high-fived me for my trouble. She didn't try to make me cuddle because she knows I fucking won't. I slapped her on the ass, cause she's an alright broad, and that's how I let her know that she's tits in my book. You know, and then maybe she makes me a sandwich or something to say thanks for that deep dickin. That was a motherfucking pimpy longcocking, and she knows it.

I'm dead serious.

She's a good girl, and not a feminazi hosebag donkey raping fatty. I'm gonna give her a good ol' PIMPY LONGCOCKING. I'm gonna own that shit.

Pimpy Longcocking by kel the dog August 6, 2010

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CODYS LONG COCK

When Cody mccauley pulls out his 14 inch super dong and causes Mayham upon these big booty lesbians!

“ hey bro, did you see Codys long cock destroy that tight little Mexican butthole “

CODYS LONG COCK by Gavin ctw February 6, 2020

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Longcocking

When a group of men walk around downtown in a confident mood looking for women.

After a pleasant ale drinking session at the King's Arms Pub, the men went longcocking about the town.

Longcocking by pumpkinheadjack October 5, 2017

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