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Cream pie for the straight guy 

When you finish inside your female partner than slide down and lick it out of her
I dropped a load in her and she asked for a cream pie for the straight guy and pushed my face between her thighs.

What The FuckleBarry CreamPie 

A Slang Term For I Cant Get Something Right
What The FuckleBarry CreamPie Cant I Land This Trick

The Pieface CreamPie 

The act of ejaculating an excessive amount of semen into a womans vagina while shes laid down, spaying whipped cream on top, setting up your face directly in front of it, and having your friend give her a good ol' Macho Man Elbow Drop™ off of the bed
George: Bro! Shit was bonkers last night! She got so drunk she let me and Seth give her The Pieface CreamPie!

Stan: What

The Taco Creampie 

When you eat a bean and cheese burrito from tacobell and poo on a girls face then proceed to get a facial from her and add nut to the mix
I forced her to get the taco creampie

The Colonel's Creampie

The Colonel's Creampie ranks up there in the pantheon of ultimate fast food. It’s a sandwich made from a KFC double down and a macaroni side salad. You put an entire macaroni salad inside the double down sandwich. It’s a creative manipulation of existing menu items, and is sure to tantalize your taste buds: It’s a sandwich that’s more than the sum of its parts.
Employee: Welcome to KFC may I take your order?
Customer: Ummm, can I get The Colonel's Creampie?

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