The act of ejaculating an excessive amount of semen into a womans vagina while shes laid down, spaying whipped cream on top, setting up your face directly in front of it, and having your friend give her a good ol' Macho Man Elbow Drop™ off of the bed
George: Bro! Shit was bonkers last night! She got so drunk she let me and Seth give her The Pieface CreamPie!
The Colonel's Creampie ranks up there in the pantheon of ultimate fast food. It’s a sandwich made from a KFC double down and a macaroni side salad. You put an entire macaroni salad inside the double down sandwich. It’s a creative manipulation of existing menu items, and is sure to tantalize your taste buds: It’s a sandwich that’s more than the sum of its parts.
Employee: Welcome to KFC may I take your order?
Customer: Ummm, can I get The Colonel's Creampie?