Lumberjerker 

One who jerks lumber...
AKA One who jacks wood...
For the slow ones: One who gives many handjobs...

Bob: It's awesome! She gave me more handjobs than I've gotten from all my other girlfriends combined!
Joe: Sounds like we have a real lumberjerker on our hands...

Lumberjerker by Phreadericke Smith January 18, 2009

Lumberjerk 

The cashier who overcharges you at Home Depot.

Wow, that guy wouldn't give me 2 sheets of plywood for less than 30 dollars. What a lumberjerk.

Lumberjerk by watchsnl November 24, 2010

lumberjackery

to be trolled by your younger brother

fuck you and your lumberjackery you little shit.

lumberjackery by bobulus037 January 23, 2011

lumberjerk 

Da dumba** from da infamous Vonage commercial.

Wonder how many Ford Fairmont wagons have gotten pancaked by lumberjerks? Woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo... woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo... do not attempt

lumberjerk by QuacksO June 10, 2018

Lumberjackerize 

The act of cutting down something

If humans lumberjackerize all the trees, ecosystems all over the world will suffer.

Lumberjackerize by bocaJ yawallaC September 14, 2022