update rape 

Whenever a computer updates itself constantly and you either repeatedly tell it "remind me later" or "don't update" and the computer continues updating itself anyway

Man 1: My laptop keeps updating even though I tell it no

Man 2: Dude, you're being update raped

update rape by adambomb9 November 22, 2010

update rape 

Forced software update crippling or hindering device operation

My iPod was totally screwed thanks to Apple's latest update rape.

update rape by D. Bagginstein December 25, 2011

update rape 

When you haven’t updated an app for whatever reason, and you don’t want to, but it automatically updates anyways.

Snapchat really update raped me with the new layout, I hate it.

update rape by MrPanos May 5, 2018