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a dead ugly person who stalks you and has scars on there face
EEEWWWWWW KUNKLE!! RUN BITCH RUNN!! arrr
kunkle by cornell haynes January 30, 2005
Engaging in the act of losing your hair at a young age.
He is only 23 and has lost all of his hair, he must be a kunkle.
kunkle by Thegreathamhawk July 29, 2008
That kunkle is going to have a hard time finding a girlfriend.
kunkle by Lisa Henry December 28, 2005
A “kunkle” is a slang word for the male bulge. Similar to what you would call a woman’s “cameltoe”, except it’s intended purposes is for people with penises and/or buldges. Just like a cameltoe, it is used primarily when a bulge is very prominent with everything outlined in the article of clothing they are wearing.
1) OMG I can see your kunkle! Fix your pants please, we’re at my nephews birthday party!

2) Their kunkle was so big! I wonder how many people noticed…

3) You can totally see their kunkle in those shorts, they should dress a size up!
Kunkle by milkykumquat November 7, 2022
Loser; Idoit; Somebody who knows NOTHING.
Jacob Kunkle is a Kunkle.
Kunkle by Dumbbitch69 June 2, 2011
A Kunkle is a painful course in which you are forced to do 20,000 pages of book work on eastern Asia.
Mr. Kullowatz just put me through the worst kunkle of my life!
Kunkle by chrissiet May 6, 2011