derpressing 

adj.

Carrying or resulting in a feeling of miserable dejection brought on by stupidity.

It's fucking derpressing that so many people think Sarah Palin is a viable candidate for president.

derpressing by Imperialist October 28, 2010

Derpressionism 

The Art genre which most emo or scene kids draw
it's not really creative it's just all the same
mostly consists of baby pandas crying holding out his ripped out heart with the words "here take this, i know it's not much but it's all i have for you"

Emo Guy: here i made this for you
Emo Girl: awwwww it's so cute!
Goth kid: ....fml i hate Derpressionism effin' depressionists

Derpressionism by emanyell January 16, 2011

depressingly spicy 

When a situation isn't how you want it to be, but it benefits you.

Person 1: "They don't have the expensive top I wanted to get in my size. It's so depressingly spicy."
Person 2: "Yeah you really wanted it but you didn't need it and you'll save your money."

depressingly spicy by Catherine Dif January 30, 2019

Depressing Fire 

When your house burns down

Metaphorical for a bummed out feeling or attitude. Doesn’t refer specifically to a tragic event

Fuck, my break up with Triss has just been a Depressing Fire

Depressing Fire by 5YEARSgone December 28, 2019

derpression 

What most teenagers are actually experiencing when they claim they are suffering from depression. Symptoms include whininess, pointless talk of suicide, crying to strangers over the Internet, and a general lack of common sense.

Trisha: Guys, I crashed my car today, and on top of that, my mom STILL won't let me go to prom. I'm depressed. :(

Jim: No, I think you might be suffering from derpression. You should stop being a derp, wipe your tears, and grow up.

derpression by MusicalRocky December 4, 2010

This is very Depressing Alexa play Dame tu Cosita 

A depressing version of This is so sad Alexa play Despacito when it goes more sadder than before and this goes viraly dramatic over sad contents.

P.1: My brother died but what’s worse my cat died he got runned over by a car...

P.2: This is very depressing Alexa play Dame Tu Cosita.

This is very Depressing Alexa play Dame tu Cosita by R.O.B. The savage robot July 13, 2018

depressinating 

Anything simultaneously depressing and fascinating.

The custom built 8 foot limestone cross at Jenna Bush's wedding is just depressinating.

depressinating by s1wfor free May 18, 2008