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Celling Fan 

When you insert your penis into a woman's vagina and proceed to spin her around on said penis. This takes some practice and requires precision timing.
It was so hot out I totally celling fanned that bitch.
Celling Fan by Tyler Blance June 16, 2008

splinter celling 

verb; The act of behaving like a Splinter Cell.
This usually involves doing acrobatics such as split jumps, rolls, pole climbs, and others. It can also refer to someone who is "assassinating" a member of society.
Guy 1: Man, I was splinter celling down the hallway and I hurt my shoulder pretty bad.

OR

Guy 1: Hey, look at that guy splinter celling that priest over there.
Guy 2: Sucks to be them.
splinter celling by Scott McG January 4, 2009

cellking 

Portmanteau of "cell" phone and "sulking"; someone who's getting all upset/butthurt that the person they're calling or texting isn't responding.
"Is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah, he's cellking cuz he's been blowing up Mandy's phone all damn day and she still ain't hit him back yet."
cellking by hunterbehunted May 9, 2015

collying 

Collying (or to colly) is done when you arrange an event/night out etc and someone who has agreed to go bails last minute with a poor excuse that you can't challenge, usually you'll get a pre bail text, and normally it's the same person in your group of friends.
Me "You still coming out tonight or are you Collying us again"
Him "yeah probably, I'll have to let you know"
Me "What do you mean probably?"
Him "well I'm trying to sort a babysitter out"
Me "Don't Colly me"
**20 mins later**

Him "Really sorry mate gonna have to let you down tonight can't get someone to look after the kids" or some equally weak excuse
collying by Mrmyke00 October 9, 2014

celloing 

becoming a zombie and taking over the world through a two step plan
Sorry man, I can’t hang out today. Too busy celloing.
celloing by twostepplan May 22, 2018

celling tile 

It’s uhh on a celling and uhh tasty
A: I love celling tiles! They are so nutritious
B: but celling tiles have been involved in everyone since 1758
A:I hope you die