A Smooth

To do a smooth: To punch above one's wait in the dating world.
Shortened version of: A smooth operator
Someone who may be older, balding or such and yet manages to date or marry somebody far more attractive.

The man who married cameron diaz in "Hitch" is A Smooth!

A Smooth by littlem123 October 22, 2010

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A Smooth Saddle

A Smooth Saddle- When a girl doesn't have a vagina. she has nothing, it's like a "smooth saddle." therefore; she is a smooth saddle. From the TV Show, The League.

It didn’t happen to me, but in high school, we definitely convinced a guy that his girlfriend was a smooth saddle. This went on for months. Then he finally got in her pants and came back saying, “You know, I think she is a smooth saddle.” And we were like, “Uh huh! We told you!” Then it was, like, another few weeks when he was talking to a teacher about it, and they were like, “What are you talking about?!” It was one of the greatest moments of my life.

A Smooth Saddle by hmclark19 May 11, 2014

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sneakin a smooth peek

this defines an action performed by a man who constantly checks out his newly shaved arms and or legs in different positions, mostly flexing, while carrying on a conversation with others and trying to be discreet about it.

Did you see Drew talkin' to Mandy last night?
Yeah, she said she couldn't stop laughin cause he was sneakin a smooth peek the whole time.
What a douche!

sneakin a smooth peek by freewonderman August 26, 2009