Assetize 

To convert something into, or treat as as asset.

He assetized his social account

Assetize by Stretch915 August 5, 2009

assetizer 

An appetizer that is served directly from the anal cavity.

Hitler enjoys an assetizer with every meal.

assetizer by Upper_Decker_ December 31, 2011

Assetite

An overwhelming and insatiable hunger for booty

Going to the beach today gave me such an assetite

Assetite by Dick_Petty July 16, 2021