Brosiris 

The god of dead parties.

Oh here comes Brosiris, party's over.

Brosiris by treyshot22 August 19, 2010

Brositis 

1) when the parties involved in a bromance are unhappy with each other.

1)What's up with JD and Turk? I thought they were buds?

Oh, they're fighting, touch of brositis. Happens in all the best bromances.

Brositis by JVDoc October 26, 2010

Brositis 

Joint pain caused by participating in activities with your bros.

Examples of such activities include but are not limited to: Sitting around playing video games for too many hours on end, injuring one's self during a "hold my beer" moment, or passing out in an awkward and/or uncomfortable place or position (like the back seat of a Volkswagen).

"Bruh...my Brositis is really acting up today after jumping out of Chad's window and sleeping in the bushes last night."

Brositis by JimTheGrim September 1, 2018

Brostris 

Best female friend of a non-single guy

I went out with my brostris last night

Brostris by PanrilGalantra August 22, 2016

brosisis 

someone suffers from brosisis if they cannot comprehend the cultural norms of their biological sex.

I'm just loving sports and fashion, i think I have the brosisis...

brosisis by Lowash August 28, 2020