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(pronounced Tw-hat)
A twattish hat, a hat that someone (usually a guy) wears that they think makes them look cool but they just look foolish and annoying!
Twhat by Blame The Rainbows September 17, 2005
A thwat is a thought that has been rendered in 140 characters or less so as to make it tweetable.

In most cases the meaning of the original thought when rendered as a thwat is compromised.

As with a meme (an idea denuded of meaning) a thwat might be thought of as thought without the thinking.
Any quote on the internet attributed to Oscar Wilde is unless contextualized in a thought a twhat
Twhat by mediumkool November 1, 2011
Another word for what. A country version of the word what
Well I’ll tell you Twhat you Oughta do with that darn dog
Twhat by Heller beller October 16, 2023
Funny way to so what and to annoy people
Mom: hey come here
Me:twhat?
Twhat by Spotify April 13, 2025
See: twat

Pronounced "Twhaaaaaat??"

Generally a word subtly replaced with "what" when someone you don't like says something to you from a distance or you can't understand what they said.

You can call them a twat without them knowing and silently giggle to yourself.
An angry boss:

"Hey John! GET BUSY OR PRETEND LIKE YOU ARE!"

John replies like he didn't hear him

"TWhat?"

"Twhaaaaaat?"

Similar to

"I cunt hear you"
tWhat? by Revolutifairy April 21, 2010

twhat waffle 

a waffle lodged in the vagina of a bittie
can i eat your twhat waffle jane??
twhat waffle by Trevor costa July 22, 2006