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shelationship 

Noun - A non-sexual relationship between two straight females. Generally involving gabbing, talking, whispering, sharing secrets, giggling, expression of feelings, shopping, and copious discussion of shoes and clothes.

Shelationship is the antonym of "bromance". Where a bromance involves two men doing all sorts of cool manly things together, like fighting bulls, shooting crossbows, and shaving mohawks, a shelationship has none of that. Instead it has close bonding, and possibly a Sandra Bullock movie.

Provenance/Origin: "shelationship" is a portmanteau of the two words "she" and "relationship".
John "Hey Steve, can you get away from Julie this weekend for some spearfishing?"

Steve "Totally! Julie is in a serious shelationship with that girl Brenda, and they are going to be scrapbooking all weekend. After we're done, let's go skydiving."

John "Awesome!"
shelationship by MC A.G. August 6, 2010
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Shelationship 

When you're husband being a dick you're shelationship keeps you strong.
Shelationship by Fire Mama June 28, 2018

Helationship 

he-ley-shuh n-ship -NOUN

1. a connection, association, or involvement between platonic men.

2. The step after a "bro-mance"

3. an emotional or other connection between men: the platonic relationship between guys, but not homosexuals.
My bromance has prospered into a beautiful "helationship"

I have been in a "helationship" with Bill for 3 months now.
Helationship by Mixologist November 4, 2010

Sexationship 

-noun

1. A sexual relationship, in which there is no emotional connection or obligation.

2. Just fucking.


Origin - 2009
When two people are only having sex with each other and are free to have sex with others at any time, they are in a {sexationship}.
Sexationship by Do-Her February 9, 2009

selationship 

A secret relationship involving desire that the two involved do not want to reveal.
Ali is in a selationship with Sam

Sexlationship 

A relationship based solely on sex, casual hooking up, and booty calls with no strings attached or seriousness.
You are so in a sexlationship with Kenny. All you do with him is have sex with no conversation, hanging out, or dates.

chelationship 

When two chavs have what they might class as a "relationship" together.
These generally last for a very short amount of time and are of a rather crap standard
"Aww how sweet Chazz and Sherline have got a chelationship going."

"Look at the chelationship going on there."

"OMG I feel like such a chav. I mean I was in a chelationship."