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Shizznipple 

an involuntary squirt or leak of liquid or milk from the female nipple. Occasionally painfull and often happens when pregnant or passin through puperty.
Last night i had a really painful "shizznipple".

I "shizznippled" on my boyfriend.

Holy shizznipple 

1). A word replacing holy shit

2).can b used vertualy anywhere
Holy shizznipple by Lazyboi626 July 11, 2016

shiznappled shot gun 

when a man wants took hook up or have sex with a woman just to get some.
Girl: how'd the hook up go last night?
Girl 2: hes such a shiznappled shot gun.
Girl: Why?!
Girl 2: he kept saying 'i wanna get this base done!!'

It's the shizznizzle 

Used similarly to "it's the shit."
"Dwight from the Office on SNL? It's the shizznizzle!"
It's the shizznizzle by fatatookay January 24, 2010

shiznapple 

A word devised to avoid using the word "shit" for the purpose of talking clean. It is a substitute word for "shit".
Example 1:
(Parent) You can only stay out untill 9:30 tonight.
(Child) Oh, come on! Thats a load of shiznapple!

Example 2: (A man stubs his toe and is in pain) Shiznapple!
shiznapple by Marc Bernstein September 8, 2008

Shitnipples 

An affectionate nickname for one’s African-American female familiars. Refers to the color of their skin and the fact that they have nipples. Terrible. Not very inventive. Probably racist. But bold and decisive, as these definitions go. Also known as shitnips, shiznips, shaznops, and shippers. And very rarely, ships in the night. Not to be confused with Shynips, which are inverted weirdo nipples (aka Innie-olas).
Shitnipples was in the bathroom for like 45 minutes, and when she finally came out she was crying. Like really hard. Because she couldn’t get her poop to go down. That stuff really embarrasses her. She takes it so personally, it breaks your heart. She sent me out into the hallway and locked the apartment door behind me. By the time she finished all the plunging and cursing and opened the door again, I was laying on my belly in the hall, playing smartphone games. (Which is a first for me.) She aimed her hollow zombie eyes at the middle of my face and muttered, “Come back in, I guess...” I don’t think she’ll ever been the same. She won’t get help. She won’t sleep. I tell her it’s only poop. She covers her belly, puts your finger to her lips, and whispers, “Quiet! It’ll hear you!”
Shitnipples by whooer's your daddy October 26, 2018