Managing

A way to talk about smoking weed without actually saying the words. Used when around authority figures, virgin ears, or people you just dont like.

Mom, "hey sarah, where's billy?"
Sarah, "he said he was managing with some friends"
Mom, "your brother works too hard."

by Rollnblunts May 14, 2010

Managing Member

When one white male inserts his erect penis into another latino male's anus (doggy style) and reaches around to grab the other persons penis and then berates the latino male being penetrated by calling them homosexual if they have an erection as well

Cornelius Pumpernickel totally managed my member last night if you know what I mean !!!

-Managing Member

by Alyx7 March 10, 2020

managing up

The process of managing your boss so that you and people who work for you can get work done with minimal interference.

Ray is such a micro-manager! I have to spend three quarters of my day managing up!

by Walter Pr. April 14, 2010

Managing-Organized-Chaos

The process of taking charge of, handling, or directing to bring about positive change to an entity engaged in continual activity that is, or appears to be in disorder.

Running a business is nothing more than Managing-Organized-Chaos.

by Chaosmanager January 1, 2012

Managing Director

Covert slang for Ecstasy. From "MD", short for MDMA.

Gary always has a good time when he brings his Managing Director to the festival.

by CageFightingBlogger July 1, 2014

Managing married mens poetry

Screwing married men even though you know they are married but they must love you because they tell you the truth

"I stay managing married mens poetry because I can Bitches!!! And you can't do shit about it"

by I was minding my own business January 25, 2019

managing by perkele

refering to the finnish way of managing by loud yelling and threats

my boss Mikko was managing by perkele last night.

by mauno_kollatti September 15, 2021