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Westgate 

A place in Raleigh with the most crazy motherfuckers in the world, and are all going into the United States Marines. Can often be spotted referancing GTA: San Andreas.
Kid 1: YOU WONT GO MESS WITH WESTGATE!!!!!

Kid 2: FUCK THAT SHIT, THEY'LL KILL ME, EAT A SANDWHICH, AND NOT EVEN THINK TWICE ABOUT IT!!
Westgate by WESTGATEFOLIFE July 7, 2009

Westgate 

A small private mennonite christian school in Winnipeg. Shitty. Lots of homework, bad teachers. And principals who pop you for selling drugs you didn't sell.
Mike: "FUCK YOU"

Principal (Ed): "See ozzy, this is what drugs do to a young man such as that boy"

Mike: "No, your just trying to get me expelled cause I hate Jesus!"

Vice Principal (ozzy): "That has nothing to do with it, we're just investigating a hint on of our students gave us. And now that your in this office alone we'll tack it on you because parents won't want to send their kids to westgate if they know we don't do anything about drug-dealers"

Mike: "You know what, leaving this shithole doesn't sound too bad. I sold kids 'Marrige-a-wanna-' now kick me the fuck out."

Ed: "Well, now that you told us that we'll just give you a 5 days suspension. Tell 500 people a lie and break every rule in our teacher policy manual!"

Mike: "I wanted to get kicked out! you fucking pussies! Go get ass-raped!"
Westgate by Miklus February 2, 2007

westgate syndrome 

A guy is said to have 'Westgate Syndrome' if he has a much larger than average penis. This 'disability' does have it's disadvantages:

1. Sometimes scares women.
2. Makes your friends jelious.
3. Causes you to walk with a limp.
4. Even a semi lob-on will sometimes cause you to faint.
5. Destroys axe-wounds.
"That Michael Westgate has a huge penis", "Yes, that's Westgate Syndrome"

Westgate smoky mountain resort 

dude, im going to hell today

oh you mean Westgate smoky mountain resort?

yea

westgate school 

a place that is so crap and doesn’t care about the well-being of their students, or their past trauma. they let people slag off by not coming to school with no consequences but the second someone rolls their skirt up, it’s treated like a war crime
wow, the westgate school is so good!!

no, it’s shit and full of nonces.

Westgate Buddy 

The name in which to mutual assign when both of which would love to jump off the west gate simultaneously.
"Taylah and ben are westgate buddys"
Westgate Buddy by Westgate October 6, 2017