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Elderness 

It's the act of being elderly: clumsy, non-technological yet curious and willing to help.

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Elderness: Giving an 'elder' you smart phone asking them to take a picture for you. It seems innocent enough until you turn the camera to (selfie mode) face them and press record. While they attempt to take a photo, they are being recorded the whole time. It's priceless.

Then notify them. 'Oh! It was being recorded the whole time! OOPS!!' This way they know it was all on video. Then show them how its done, so they won't be ELDERNESSED again!
Elderness by elderness God July 25, 2013
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The history of everness 

Richard i love you more than ever, in the history of everness

olderness 

having more age
She looks like she has some olderness.
olderness by hi-i-am-human March 16, 2022
suffering from liking older men/women. you prefer at least a 30 year age gap.
I suffer from eldermiss
eldermiss by beeptxt February 1, 2023

olderness 

1. A comparsion of age
2. a word you could not use in scrabble, lol
Larry is more olderness than his younger friend.
olderness by Larry "the man" November 22, 2006

elderliness 

When you turn 21 and have a horribly overwhelming feeling that you need to get your life in order.
Joseph quickly realised after turning 21 he had an overwhelming feeling of elderliness.
elderliness by Elderliness June 15, 2017

Elderest 

Woah, he really is the Elderest
Elderest by Elderest July 23, 2021