Metrofag

A straight male who acts and dresses like a homosexual. Related to punce , gay and fag.

1. "Hey see that guy over there with the stupid rolled up sleeves and the designer bag? What a bloody METROFAG"

2. "Dude, is that guy with the David Beckham hair gay or what?" "Nah man, he's just a fucking METROFAG"

Metrofag by de Cruz March 11, 2004

metrofag

A faggot who says that he's metrosexual when in fact he's just gay.

Holy shit! Look! A metrofag!

metrofag by Erik Angeles January 23, 2007

MetroFag

A metro fag or metro for short is a insult used by normal people in the eastern suburbs of melbourne. It is used against people that wear fluro pink shirts etc. well any fluro clothing. brands like travesty and fluro trigger pants are metro.

1st person : wow look at that metro hes wearing fluro lime triggers and a fluro pink t-shirt!

2nd person : yuck... what a Metrofag!

MetroFag by anti-station rat guy October 14, 2007

metro fag 

Commonly known as "metrosexuals", metro fags are, to put it simply, guys who feel that the only way to get chicks is to dress/act like a poof. For this reason, they are a real hit with girls worldwide, and it is unfortunately very rare you will meet a chick that actually wants a MAN, not a pseudo-homosexual poseur.

Jim: "Matt is such a metro fag."
Paul: "Yeah, did you hear his girlfriend dumped him because he was acting more feminine than her?"
Jim: "HAHAHAHA! What a poof!"
Paul: "Yeah, what a poof."

metro fag by sch1sT May 30, 2008

metrofabulous 

One who is excessively homosexual or especially gay and/or retarded. Little fashion sense. Bowl cut.

Drew Midland is metrofabulous.

metrofabulous by BIllyBob Thorton February 11, 2005

Metro Fag 

One of the so called "Skux" species bred with one of the "Scene Kid" females and created some kind of hybrid of faggotory

thats fucking metro

What the fuck is that?
Thats a fucking Metro fag

Metro Fag by RiverTheScaleyManFish July 22, 2010

Metrofartsy 

describes a person who is caught somewhere between metrosexual and artsy-fartsy.

for our purposes here, a metrosexual is a heterosexual male who is stylish, fashionable, trendy, well-groomed, and cultured. to be metrosexual, you are not required to be involved in art beyond a general awareness which would allow you to converse semi-intelligently about art while you wait in line at starbucks. artsy-fartsy describes a person that is so into art that they are weird and almost nerdy and maybe vegan and probably wearing at least one very colorful article of clothing which they made themselves. they try too hard to be an artistic genius, which ends up making them extremely difficult to comprehend.

obviously, the metrofartsy person contains some, but not all, of the combined characteristics of the metrosexual and the artsy-fartsy. the metrofartsy person is usually confused about their own identity and "their place in this world". as a result, they can't decide which subculture they should try to fit in with, so they mix two of them together.

"Yesterday, Shawn and I were uptown, shopping for shoes, and all of a sudden he invited me to some poetry reading that he's doing in a bookstore by the beach."
"Yeah? Weird. He has been acting really metrofartsy lately.

Metrofartsy by The Pep April 2, 2009