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Shockeroo 

A sarcastic reply used when someone states the obvious during a conversation.
Person 1: Is Bob still coming to play football tonight?

Person 2 : no he's let us down for his girlfriend...
Person 1: shockeroo!!!
Shockeroo by Kes Ashley June 11, 2016

Coconut Shucker 

Originally conceived in Houston city-data based off the rantings of a forum smartass, "coconut shucker" just means you're like the coolest thing since Elvis ate sliced bread sandwiches with the Fonz. When you're a "coconut shucker," every guy wants to be you and every woman wants to be with you. And you drink Dos Equis.
That dude Chad is such a coconut shucker... the life of the party every time! I wish I could be just like him!

Pud Shucker 

A heterosexual feminazi pseudo-prude who hates men but still wants sex with them - provided it is vaginal only in the missionary position, thinks her shit doesn't stink, ascribes horrible personal character flaws to any guy who has ever shown interest in her, dated her, fucked her, or inevitably split from her, and badmouths those guys to every one she knows every chance she gets.

Pud shuckers never take responsibility and are always victims... even when they cause a break-up by messing around.

Beware of chicks on on dating sites who use keywords like "looking for a real man" - they are probably pud shuckers.
I saw you looking at Jacqui B. the other night. Don't go messing with her. She's a pud shucker... every ex boyfriend she's ever had is a psycho stalker or kiddy diddler.
Pud Shucker by Jafr2 January 15, 2009

corn shucker 

Someone who is talented at giving hand jobs.
Your girlfriend is a great corn shucker, I never came so fast before
corn shucker by J Heezy December 17, 2006

Condom Shucker 

Someone who shucks a used condom like you would shuck an oyster. Slurp Slurp B*tch.
Andy Dick is an unconfirmed Condom Shucker.

Did you see that condom shucker go? Like he was gonna suck the winning lottery number out of that fucker.

oyster shucker 

A person who gets INSANE amounts of pussy. Can walk down a hallway and get several girls' numbers.
j0, d00d, Mike is a huge oyster shucker
oyster shucker by senfood April 27, 2003