Lynnwood 

Located in the 425 this Seattle suburb isn't that bad of a place to live. Fun house parties and good dro what more could a young guy ask for? Not as stuck up as the Muk or Dedmonds cause our families work for ours. That being said there are some scammers to watch out for. Oh and watch out for fake ass Edmonds hippies they never got the good dro. They're just some fake ass rich kids tryna rebel.

What's poppin' in Edmonds?

Not shit, just the beach. That's why it's called Dedmonds.

Let's find a party in Lynnwood get stupid drunk and blow dro all night

Lynnwood by Washington Grown, Never Flown June 10, 2010

Lynnwood 

A town in Washington state that no one knows about.

Guy: Where you from?!
You: Lynnwood.
Guy: Where dat?!

Lynnwood by Te Posmokah April 5, 2008

Lynnwood 

A high school in a suburb of Lynnwood, Washington.

It is known as the worst high school out of all schools in Edmonds School District (behind Mountlake Terrace, Meadowdale, and Edmonds-Woodway).

All of its sports suck, except for girl's basketball which won state championships in year 2015.
Also the poorest school in the district because of the diverse background of the students. Rich kids here are a rarity, and there are never any students from private schools that transfer here (they go to all the other schools in the district).

Even those families that live within the school boundaries make haste to transfer their kids to other schools in the district. Drug use is very prelevant here, the most common being weed.
The majority of the male students at this school are very perverted, with some even openly watching pornorgraphy during class.
There's not much of a typical high school social hierarchy here; just small groups that interact with each other. Students are not as attractive or smart as other high schools.

In conclusion, Lynnwood High School is a mediocre school with mediocre students that will lead a mediocre life.

No one here ever does anything unusual or exciting.

*in a regional high school meeting*
teacher: Now we will introduce ourselves and what high school we come from.
student 1: My name is Bob and I come from Lynnwood High School.

*student 2 whispers to his friends*: It's that ghetto school

*Family on Zillow searching for a new house*
Wife: Honey, isn't this house pretty good?
Husband: Ye- wait no! The assigned high school is Lynnwood high school. We can't let our son go to THAT school.

Lynnwood by IonlySpeaktheTruth April 26, 2015

Lynnwood 

A city in Washington that thinks they are better than their surrounding cities like Edmonds or Mukilteo, but it really just sucks.

Fuck Lynnwood lets go hang in Edmonds

Lynnwood by he aint ever lookin cheesy July 26, 2009

Lynnwood Snickerdoodle

When youre really getting it on with your girl and you get the 'chef's kiss' in her p*ssy & you 'voila' to get her off.

Bro, gave my girl the Lynnwood Snickerdoodle last night, hadda change the sheets ASAP.

Lynnwood Snickerdoodle by CJCO April 28, 2026

dj lynnwood 

Baddest Mother Fucker on Two Turntables!

Dj Lynnwood is the Baddest Mother Fucker on Two Turntables!

dj lynnwood by ascendeddialect November 22, 2021

Lynwood 

A small town in the southeast part of Los Angeles County California zip code 90262

Rob said, " James where's Lynwood located? James said, " north of Compton, east of Watts, south of South Gate, West of Paramount.

Lynwood by Jaye_$upreme August 17, 2016