No, please! 

A statement screamed when an homosexual individual wishes to be sexually assaulted, the individual is so repressed that this statement will be uttered at the most inappropiate moment in the vain hope that the 'rape' will be carried out.

Example 1: When No, Please! may be used:
Person 1: Excuse me sir do you have the time?
Person 2: NO! NO PLEEEASE!!!

No, please! by Bare_Brown March 24, 2008

No, please, no 

When you're voting for words on Urban Dictionary because you're bored, and you run out of words. Often cried out, maybe with a few sobs added in for good measure.

No, please, no, Urban Dictionary can't be out of voting words already!

No, please, no by NotTheRealRwar October 22, 2016

Please no punterino 

Term used by Jimmy Broadbent. Punting in racing terms means the car behind goes into the back of the car in front. Please no punterino is a desperate cry, often heard ahead of the first corner on lap one.

I feel like someone's gonna yeet it up the inside, please no punterino

Please no punterino by Jesiotre October 10, 2019

no god please no 

No god please no is from the show The Office, as said by Steve Carrell.

Me-What the-

Random Person-NO GOD!!! NO GOD PLEASE NO ! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no god please no by this is the real no. February 29, 2016

No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering 

To add to the unreal tournament definition it is also found in the film 'hellraiser'

No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering
Man thats a cool quote

No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering by anonymous............ally August 11, 2006

Please no johns 

When someone was making excuses to win an argument or an excuse to win an argument, say please no johns.

Person one: If my neutral air actually connected I would've wo-

Reggie: please no johns.

Please no johns by 9dohead October 7, 2020

No please 

This is basically like saying "no thankyou"

*advert pops up*
No please nigga

No please by Roadmanwannabe September 12, 2016