ringsting 

A sharp stinging pain that targets the anus. Caused by spicy food, a shit too large for the rectum to handle comfortably or from bum sex.

Sweet Jesus, I'm at the highest level on the ol' pain spectrum I've jus come down with a case of fucking ringsting on me rectum.

ringsting by Ringsting February 26, 2008

ringsting 

stinging sensation around the a-hole caused by spicy food eaten the night before, or on occasion a particularly violent and sharp turd that when released feels like your ass is being ripped

Sweet jesus, that harsh vindaloo last night has given me a right proper case of ringsting

ringsting by Regina Phelangey December 20, 2004

ringsting 

anal pain caused by eating hot and spicy food.

me and all! it gave us right ringsting

ringsting by red wine bitch January 3, 2003

ringsting 

Stinging sensation around the arsehole caused by fingering of the anus or been drybummed.

Si, I got serious ringsting from what you did to my arse last night

ringsting by Dan Bates January 8, 2008

Bruce Ringsting 

Condition that occurs after consuming too many spicy foods that cause a burning sensation around your sphincter when expelled.

I ate all of those Jalapenos in Rosa's Nacho's last night and this morning my anus had a live performance from Bruce Ringsting.

It was a bad idea to go to Akbar's at 3 am and hit the buffet for madras, now I've got a bad case of Bruce Ringsting.

Bruce Ringsting by Mucho Mario October 23, 2012

Texas Ringsting 

The act of taking a dump in someone’s arsehole

Yo imma give her a Texas ringsting

Texas Ringsting by I don’t know why I’m on here February 7, 2018

Ringing the devil’s doorbell 

The female equivalent to pocket pool or playing with ones self through a pocket

Why does Madison always keep her hand in her pocket like that?

Oh you know her she’s just ringing the devil’s doorbell

Ringing the devil’s doorbell by Genny69 December 2, 2020