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Dirty Claude 

A Dirty Claude (also known as a Dirty C-load), is when, during the act of fellatio, the man ejaculates into his partner's mouth, hits his esteemed partner in the back of the head. This in turn causes a chain reaction that makes the semen projectile from the nose. Using her quick reactions she then catches the semen on her tongue. Before she has a chance to swallow it, the man removes the butt plug that he inserted in her earlier that week and slaps her in the face with it, causing her to choke on the semen and die.
Guy1: Dude, things were getting kinky with my girlfriend the other day and she died!
Guy2: What'd you do??
Guy1: The Dirty Claude
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Dirty Jean-Claude 

When a guy cums on two buns and slaps them onto your arse so they stick before eating you out.
It was a great night after he did a dirty Jean-Claude on me

dirty claudia 

Ew that's my moms names
Don't you dare typing dirty Claudia again, Claudia is my mom

Dirty Claudio 

A hairy man that hasn't showered or left the basement for 3 days because he was playing on his computer.
Hey bud maybe we should cut this game short before you turn into a Dirty Claudio.

I haven't seen the sun all week. I'm such a Dirty Claudio.
Dirty Claudio by The Nard May 1, 2020

Dirty Claudia 

Damn that’s one dirty Claudia
Dirty Claudia by Lethe_tea September 13, 2021

Dirty Claudia 

When a lesbian sends kiss emojis to the ex wife of her mom's neighbor
You did the Dirty Claudia again, didn't you?

Yes, but she blocked me

Dirty Claudine 

When a woman puts her legs around her own neck and squirts into her blokes face and then finishes with a wet fart.
Last night we did a dirty claudine and I'm still finding cum in my ears.
Dirty Claudine by DrRista80 June 17, 2021