Touchitties 

Pronounced as "Toe - Chitties." It literally means "Touchable Titties," (and here's the catch) that you would suck on. This can very from person to person. The standard size that be deemed as Touchitties would be "C" and up. However, many females have titties that would be acceptable do to their appearance.

You're in your workplace and a fine female worker walks by you and your friend.
Worker #1 - "Man, look at those tits."
Worker #2 - "Those are some touchitties right there."

You're at a party with some friends.
Friend #1 - "I want some tortilla chips"
Friend #2 - "Why? Touchitties would be more delicious"

Touchitties by ZeeChosen May 19, 2010

Touritties 

When titties have an uncontrollable urge to speak out and thereby expose themselves.

My touritties keep popping out all over the place.

Touritties by Funnyman83 November 17, 2020

touchithoes 

touchithoes is a stan-twitter icon dedicated to Ariana Grande. He has surpased almost 2K followers and remains one of the most loved and well known accounts to this day. His tweets make everyone laugh and is adored by the majority of arianators. A quote from a fan says “Ive adored enrique since he first started, he is so funny and he has helped me through alot of pain. He puts a smile on my face every time he tweets!”

“wow have you seen touchithoes hes so funny”

touchithoes by People’s Magazine. October 11, 2020