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The British Fucklock 

Sexual position in which a British girl wraps her legs around her sexual partner tightly while bracing for a second male mate's attempt to blast her in the ass.
"Leanne had that dude in the british fucklock, must've been anticipating a third party!"

fucklicking 

In a threesome, when a man and a woman are having sex, vaginal or anal, and the third persos, m or f, licks the cock and pussy, or cock and ass, of the first two.
That was the best sex I've ever had, getting my cock licked as it was sliding in and out of her, the fucklicking was awesome.
fucklicking by luv2lingus January 12, 2008

fucklick 

Fucklick is a verb describing the action of licking a fuck, and it also is a noun, if calling someone a fucklick or fucklicker.

It is the act of taking the tongue and sticking it out so as to lick the shaft of the penis as if fucks the vagina. The tongue may also rest upon the labia as the fucklick takes place.
Harry was drilling Abigail doggy-style, when Bernard decided to put down the video camera and give the two of them a fucklick.

James is such a fucklick!
fucklick by DeeDeeDime December 16, 2008

fucklocity 

A portmanteau of the words 'fuck' and 'velocity', fucklocity is used to denote the fucks being given over time; the velocity of just how many fucks you give about a particular subject.
Dude, it's getting towards the end of the semester, so your fucklocity is zero for that disciplinary analysis paper you have to write for your writing class.

fucksocks 

A way of expressing annoyance whilst at the same time supplying mirth to yourself and others who hear you. Will work untill well known.
Sudden realisation that you have completely missed your turning;
'Oh fucksocks.'
fucksocks by Lord Mogroth December 8, 2003

Fucksock 

1.An insult
2.An exclamation
3.A suitable alternative to tissues when caught short post-ejaculation
1. He shouted at the escaping thief 'you utter fucksock!'
2. As the bowl smashed into pieces, he yelled 'fucksocks!'
3. His sinful work done, the young catholic boy glanced around searching for a fucksock to deal with his mess.
Fucksock by Robin Pants May 13, 2003