Aryanzona
Arizona's new name after the passage of SB 1070, the legislative equivalent of a Mischling Test, which mandates police officers to stop and arrest anyone, with "reasonable suspicion" of being an illegal.
Arizona claims that officers cannot solely use race, color, or national origin, but it is obvious to most Aryanzonans what "reasonable suspicion" means.
To Hispanics: Racial Profiling
To Blacks: Yeah, we know...
To Certain Whites: (the dog whistle blows) YEARR GIT DEM MEXERCANS. DEY IS TAKING R JERBZ. DIS IS MURIKA (waving pitch fork and torch)!
To (normal) Whites: While I recognize illegal immigration is an issue, I disagree with the methods being used to address the problem. Racial profiling is not the answer. Increased border security, a heavily enforced wall along the border, and a path way to citizenship are humane and effective solutions to the immigration problem.
To (tanned) Whites: Officer, I'm not even Mexican.
After the passage of this bill, it is safe to assume that the state of Arizona wants to rid its self of Mischlings.
Google: Mischling Test
Arizona claims that officers cannot solely use race, color, or national origin, but it is obvious to most Aryanzonans what "reasonable suspicion" means.
To Hispanics: Racial Profiling
To Blacks: Yeah, we know...
To Certain Whites: (the dog whistle blows) YEARR GIT DEM MEXERCANS. DEY IS TAKING R JERBZ. DIS IS MURIKA (waving pitch fork and torch)!
To (normal) Whites: While I recognize illegal immigration is an issue, I disagree with the methods being used to address the problem. Racial profiling is not the answer. Increased border security, a heavily enforced wall along the border, and a path way to citizenship are humane and effective solutions to the immigration problem.
To (tanned) Whites: Officer, I'm not even Mexican.
After the passage of this bill, it is safe to assume that the state of Arizona wants to rid its self of Mischlings.
Google: Mischling Test
Hispanic Mother: My 7 year old child will now be pestered by police officers on his way to school over not knowing his social security number.
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Big Mean Police Officer: HEY IMMIGRANT STOP RIGHT THERE!!!! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING ILLEGAL.
Hispanic Kid: I can't, I have a spelling test today.
Big Mean Police Officer: GET ON THE FLOOR ILLEGAL! I KNOW YOU HAVE COKE IN YOUR BOOK BAG.
(tackles kid to the ground)
Hispanic Kid: AHHHH!!!
(6 hours later)
Hispanic Mother: Wha? My child is in jail? Only in Aryanzona could this happen!
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Big Mean Police Officer: HEY IMMIGRANT STOP RIGHT THERE!!!! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING ILLEGAL.
Hispanic Kid: I can't, I have a spelling test today.
Big Mean Police Officer: GET ON THE FLOOR ILLEGAL! I KNOW YOU HAVE COKE IN YOUR BOOK BAG.
(tackles kid to the ground)
Hispanic Kid: AHHHH!!!
(6 hours later)
Hispanic Mother: Wha? My child is in jail? Only in Aryanzona could this happen!
Aryanzona by Old-Hickory April 25, 2010
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