vagina Seal 

When a female is denied sexual intercourse for so long her genitals seal up like a envelope.

Student#1: Dude, Ms.Senn hasn't gotten any in so long she got that vagina seal on.

vagina Seal by EthanMichaelMiller April 19, 2010

Vaginasalitis 

vah-ji-ney-zuhl-ahy-tis
noun Pathology.

Congestion of the nasal cavity, which occurs during or after doggy-style oral intercourse with a female mammal. Can lead to shortness of breath, suffocation, and in severe instances, asphyxiation.

Origin:
2012; < Neo-Latin

After eating out my girlfriend, I suffered a severe case of Vaginasalitis.

Vaginasalitis by GuardianZack November 3, 2012