Cavemanned 

When your dude is a weak bitch and pisses you off you manhandle him bitch slap him and drag tom out of the house by his hair kicking and screaming.

My dude pissed me off so I" cavemanned"his punk ass.

Cavemanned by Scotty2hotty614 November 12, 2020

Cavemaned

Past tense of Caveman - when a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.

I cavemaned my bitch last night with my big cock.

The chick saw stars all night long after I cavemaned her.

Wayne's big cock left Amanda with a black eye after he cavemaned her over the weekend.

Cavemaned by A guy with a very big cock April 19, 2010

cavemanning 

When a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.

I was cavemanning last night, and my chick saw stars all night long. Lucky she had no black and blue bruises on her forehead or I would be arrested for domestic violence, shit.

cavemanning by king_muscat April 16, 2010

cavemanners 

the behavioral conduct demonstrated by cavemen during various occasions.

"He appeared well-groomed and civilized, though his cavemanners at the restaurant left much to be desired."

cavemanners by connie m August 23, 2011

cavemanning 

the way you walk when you are so fucked up that you can't even stand up straight, when there is no more liquor left but you're too fired up to pass out. often results in embarking on a journey to find hoes or burn shit

"Dave, you're not gonna get laid if you keep cavemanning. Stand the fuck up."

"I was so fucked up last night that I was cavemanning around Chiles Base looking for hoes."

Rob: Brendan, why is there a huge hole in the quote board?
Brendan: Dave took my lighter and went cavemanning

cavemanning by shpawk December 5, 2009

Cavemanning 

Talking like a caveman, either because you are in too big of a rush to use articles and conjuctions, or because you're too cool for proper grammar. Either way, it sounds awesome.

"Why no call me?"

"Dropped phone in tub, phone explode, go boom."

"...Cavemanning cool."

Cavemanning by Deliriumishlirium August 5, 2012

Cavemanning 

Telling someone that you're going to treat them like a cave man would treat his woman that he wants to bang.

How a caveman treats his woman he wants to bed: bop her on the head, drag her by the hair, throw her over his shoulder in taking her back to his den, where he will manhandle her and have his way with her.

Him: "I'm was planning on cavemanning you later, if you're lucky..."
Her: "what does that mean?"
Him: "Y'know... I'm going to bop you on the head, drag you by the hair, throw you over my shoulder, take you back to my den, where I can manhandle you and have my way with you."

Her: "I'd be lying if I didn't said I wasn't curious..."

Cavemanning by jack6burton May 30, 2018