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Jack Sparrowed 

When a Carleton College female forces her sloppy, unkept blue waffle snatch upon a St. Olaf male, engulfing him alive. This is in reference to Captain Jack Sparrow in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, where the Kraken (the Carleton cunt) fully consumes him (the St. Olaf male).
St. Olaf Male 1: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
St. Olaf Male 2: Yeah, I heard he went down to Carleton the other day.
St. Olaf Male 1: He got Jack Sparrowed dude! We haven't seen or heard from him since.
St. Olaf Male 2: My God...
Jack Sparrowed by Wes Lynch August 24, 2011

Jack Sparrow Drunk 

Drinking alcohol nonstop, never sobering up, and still accomplishing things most people can’t manage to do sober.
I can’t believe he robbed a bank, stole a corvette, and evaded the police after a high speed chase, all while swigging from a few fifths of everclear. That man sure was Jack Sparrow drunk.
Jack Sparrow Drunk by Pannoman2000 September 7, 2006

Jack Sparrow 

Brilliant pirate, captain of the black pearl and a good man!

Sexiest man on the planet

Other keywords:funny, hot, smart, drunk, cool, cunning, flamboyant, insane

And lets not forget his eyeliner!
*slap* Not sure I deserved that
*slap* I may have deserved that
*slap* That one I deserved

But why is the rum gone?

Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for

Now bring me that horizon
Jack Sparrow by Jack's pirate girl February 1, 2004

Jack Sparrow 

the only pirate i've ever wanted to shag.
Jack sparrow? he could shiver my timbers any old time.
Jack Sparrow by DoMe.Com March 1, 2009

Captain Jack Sparrow 

The classiest pirate out there and the baddest bad ass you've ever come across. While being completely insane, he's got the looks, the charm and his own ship... not to mention dreads and gold teeth. What more could you possibly ask for??? Oh, a great personality? Yeah, he's got that too.

"But why is the rum gone?!"

jack sparrow 

jack sparrow by Anonymous September 17, 2003