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ass caroler 

One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.
*ding dong!*

Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!

Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!

Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!
ass caroler by JakE October 23, 2007
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A variety of the man slut species. The mentioning of menstration would not repel such a spiked up black haired male form. One to constantly injure, preferably intoxicated and usually wounded in the skull area yet will deny these actions with a "I walked into a door, lad" excuse. A 'caolers' loves a filthy ride and will reacts to such terms as "Ahhhhhh lad" and "Daaaaycent" A sound skin all the same..
Guy: "You're one is on the rag"
Caolers: "Back away lads.... she's mine"

Carolepsy 

When someone falls asleep upon entering a vehicle
"he always falls sleep when were driving somewhere I think he has carolepsy'
Carolepsy by Bluffingcloud August 16, 2017

Carolepsy 

A condition in which an individual falls asleep during car rides frequently.
Yo Stacie, you fall asleep in the car a lot during car rides. I think you have carolepsy.
Carolepsy by Howdypartner23 March 10, 2018

carolesdaughter 

An artist with grunge songs that are really good. Her songs are really dark though.
Person 1: name a carolesdaughter song
Person 2: my mother want me dead.

Person 1: *gives person 2 $20*
Person 2: thanks!