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ninth grade slut 

There seems to be a sort of strange phenomenon in American high schools- I'm not sure if it occurs elsewhere. When girls are in 9th grade, they all of a sudden seem to become sluts. Girls who come from normal, middle class families, and who you would never expect to be having sex at age 14, become whores at this age. It's probably got something to do with raging hormones, since the girls usually aren't so slutty during their sophomore year. The extreme sluttiness of 9th graders has caused many seniors to desire these freshmen girls, as 9th grade sluts seem to always want to sleep with a 12th grader. 9th grade sluts also seem to be party animals, and they can be seen frequently at drunk parties held by members of upper classes.
Back in middle school, Laura was a popular, preppy girl who had kissed a boy or two, but always said she would wait for sex. However, when she entered high school, Laura became a ninth grade slut. During that year, she flirted with everyone, gave blowjobs to 4 seniors, and slept with a guy at a party who she'd only know for 30 minutes. When Laura went to 10th grade, she matured and somewhat regreted her younger slutty days. By the time she graduated, she was attempting to forget that portion of her life.

Ninth Symphony 

While many composers have composed a ninth symphony, when someone says they are going to go listen to "the ninth", it refers unanimously to Beethoven's Symphony No.9, Op.125 "Choral".
Dvorak's "From the New World" is a really good symphony.

Bah, The Ninth is better.
Ninth Symphony by moltovivace June 26, 2005

Ninth Circle Of Hell 

Awesome, Sweet guy: (To Girl) You know, we'd make a great couple... Will you go out with me?

Girl: No! You're like a Brother to me! My best friend! I don't wanna ruin our relationship!!

The Dude: ....

2nd dude: You've just been sent to the Ninth Circle Of Hell, man. I'm so sorry.

See Friendzone
Ninth Circle Of Hell by Jaytee2Tor January 22, 2012

ninth wheel 

An extremely rare situation which you're the only single person hanging out with a group of 4 couples. Although rare, if this doesn't convince you to get a girlfriend/boyfriend, I don't know what will.
Guy 1: Hey do you want to come hang out with me, Guy 2, Guy 3, and Guy 4? By the way our girlfriends are gonna be there too

You: No thanks man, I don't wanna be a ninth wheel.

ninth pan 

A container used in professional kitchens, derived from it's size (one ninth the size of a standard hotel pan). Commonly used for holding salt, pepper, and most frequently, cocaine.
I've been working doubles for the past six days and I have to pull the overnight tonight. Someone get me a ninth pan before I fall asleep in the walk-in.
ninth pan by chefm13 October 27, 2010

Ninth Base 

Ninth Base (n.) - when you just have to slap your freaking partner off because they aren't giving you time in between orgasms. ENJOY!(:
It was hard for Penelope to breathe when Stanley took her to ninth base and all she could do was moan.
Ninth Base by WienerPoop April 11, 2008