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The act of giving or receiving a blow the blowee sits on the warm hood of his running car.
"I actually talked my girlfriend into giving me a hood job last night, bro."

"Sweet bro, how did it go?"

"It was great until she passed out and then I had to open the garage door before I could finish."

"Not cool bro. Hood jobs are meant to be had out in the open."

"My bad, bro."
Hood Job by BearAKA March 4, 2013
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A blowjob from a hood rat for $10 or drugs of similar value.
Bob: Yo' John what did you do last night?
John: Oh I was bored and went down to Amsterdam Ave last night and got a hood job from some skeezer missing a few teeth.
hood job by Pat Aqua March 30, 2010
Performing an action without drawing attention to yourself.
I think I did a hood job acting sober in front of my mom... she didn’t question anything.
Hood job by Pompousjenkins May 27, 2020
A hoodjob is a handjob from your ghetto bro (nohomo)
1 bro i feel kinda horny

2 do you want a hoodjob ?

1 yeah why not :3
hoodjob by muratSucuk February 4, 2017
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026