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sex life 

"Sex Life" is a term used to describe the occurances and nature of one's sexual practices. For example, if someone spends their weekends endulging in frenzies of sexual euphoria they have an 'active' sex life whereas someone who stays home doing puzzles with their grandma has a 'drab sack sex life'
Gabby: "I'm used to having a pretty active sex life"
Hank: "Me too. Let's get it on!"
sex life by SmellanieForchins March 6, 2010
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Toby's sex life 

Stop using the Toby's sex life card in CAH.

Your sex life 

A bottle of lube, a sock, and hentai
How is your sex life? Pretty good the hentai is good

theater kid sex life

Some kinky ass shit. Somehow they all like to get down and dirty with each other. Notorious for extremely long, intimate relationships. Eventual get bored of sex so they resort to extreme methods to get their fix.
That theater kid sex life is nuts right? They bang on the daily and never seem to get bored until they do and when they do...

rampant sex life 

Sex but like.... ALOT, and very aggressive.
Jason: BRO JARED MY RAMPANT SEX LIFE IS GOING CRAZY!!!
Jared: I have gonorrhea jason...
rampant sex life by Big meat daddy December 25, 2018

Joeys sex life 101 

A great book on Wattpad about a boy who’s mom is to much of a slutty whore to take care of him. So he grows up to be an asshole and tortures his siblings for fun. He is very sexist ageist homophobic transphobic racist etc.

Please read it
“What are you reading?”

“Joeys sex life 101 on Wattpad by tiddieboobies.”

“Dude you have such great taste.”
Joeys sex life 101 by Homob499 February 1, 2022