kemker 

1. To make the wrong call at a critical juncture in a sporting event. Reminiscent of Gerard Kemkers misevaluation of the correct lane for Sven Kramer to skate in, in the 2010 Olympics 10,000 m speed skating final.
2. The greatest blot on the orange spandex of Dutch speed skating.
3. A great way to lose 500,000 dollars worth of endorsement incentives if you are Sven Kramer.
4. The only participant in Holland's Sports Witness Protection Program

Nascar Example: My pit boss told me I was good on fuel only to see that I ran out with 500 feet to the line and got passed up. Kemkered I was I tell ya. Totally and utterly Kemkered.

kemker by CubanoFulano March 1, 2010

Kemberly 

Kemberly also known to be spelled as Kimberly but their

Cool,down to earth,caring,fun,loyal,honest,and can be a bit of a home body overall their cool....

Kem ber ly
Hey kemberly

Hey kimberly

Kemberly by Kem kem December 21, 2016

Kemberly 

chick name, usually known as kimberly but this one got an e. have only met like 6 so far and they all nice,unique,semi weird,funny,caring,easily distracted tho!!! && pretty cute.

j:eyyy kim(;
g: its not kim foo' its kem! kemberly....KEEEEEEm
j:wtf?
k: huh??(:
j,g: nvmm.

Kemberly by laz578 December 7, 2010

Kerker Syndrome

Contagious disease in which the carrier, typically a white female, is only attracted to African males.

You heard what happened to Stacy?

Yeah, she caught a bad case of Kerker Syndrome. She broke up with Kyle and started dating Jaquarius.

I always knew she was a night rider.

Kerker Syndrome by foreskin12345 May 13, 2019

Kemmer 

A room in Germany, more specifically, a "Claudia kemmer" is a room offered by a woman with rather dubious morals (who is particularly interested in married men).

I'm visiting Berlin and need a kemmer for a night or two.

Kemmer by deutschmensch November 8, 2010

Ellie Kemper 

Very pretty actress, writer and comedian. She has a very soft smooth voice. Plays Erin in the office.

Ellie Kemper is a great person.

Ellie Kemper by asebak February 28, 2010

Kember 

A girl named Kember will be very blunt . They will love to play sports . She is very beautiful and will always light up everyones world . No one can act or be her.

Kember is very awesome

Kember by noodlesreaper January 11, 2019