Sarcoptimistic 

A cynical, satiric quality that an otherwise very happy, optimistic, bubbly person possesses.

why, you seem very sarcoptimistic today

Sarcoptimistic by wsdfjskjf February 26, 2010

Sarcastimistic

Neither pessimistic or optimistic-too androgynous to be either one.

"Because let's face it: We're all a little too androgynous to be either a pessimist or an optimist, sarcastimistic is our only option."

Sarcastimistic by JessyG April 21, 2010

sarcastimistic

A perfect blend of sarcastic and pessimistic. Describes someone who expects the worst but delivers it with a dry, unbothered sense of humor. Often used when you’re clowning your own misery just to cope.

“Bro said, ‘Oh yeah, I’m sure today will be amazing,’ in the most sarcastimistic tone I’ve ever heard.”

sarcastimistic by Landenmarsh November 26, 2025