Sthnoof

Sthnoof is the condition of being unable to sniff or smell due to extreme nasal congestion and stuffiness. When one cannot see, they are blind. When one cannot hear, they are deaf. When one cannot speak, they are mute. When one cannot smell, they are sthnoof.

Son: "BOB! Cad I stay home frob school?"
Mom: "What's wrong?"
Son: "I'b dot feeling very good. By head and by throat hurts and I'b coughing and I can't sbell adythig."
Mom: "Are you sthnoof?"
Son: "Baybe a little."

Sthnoof by the snorfler February 23, 2010

Schnoofet 

A term of endearment, commonly used in place of "pookie" or "sweetiepie".

No problem, schnoofet.

Schnoofet by Tseb June 21, 2010

Shnoof 

Sometimes used as a term meaning, "to cuddle".

Let's shnoof!

Shnoof by Wester97 March 30, 2004

Shnoof kanoof 

A wild shnoof kanoof has appeared

A rare sight.
A shnoof kanoof is a very good csgo player.

Shnoof kanoof clogged the potty again better go cook my bum bum on the barbecue weeeeeeeeeeee

Shnoof kanoof by Wallbangwillybum April 29, 2019

ninja shnoof 

When a ninja hides in your pajamas and right when you're about to go to sleep he thrusts his sword through you.

Sebastian: I'm pretty tired, good thing I already have my jammies on.
Thad: Did you just call your pajamas jammies?
Sebastian: Uhhh.......I can ex-
Hidden Ninja: shnoof!
Sebastian: *dead*
Thad: Holy shit! a ninja shnoof!

ninja shnoof by HELLMANNSstain January 11, 2009

shnoof 

when you take a mans penis and you spread chocolate all around the penis besides the whole. Then you simply give him a chocolate covered blow job with a bit of taste for yourself ;)

damn, i really want to give that guy a good shnoof.

shnoof by shnoofers February 8, 2008

Schnoofter 

Device for removing nasal or ear hair.

Jedi : Geez yoda you really need a schnoofter.
Yoda: yes, hairy my nostrils are.

Schnoofter by Herbertus December 8, 2011