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A slang term whose meaning and implication are similar to 'random', 'pointless', 'shit' (adj.), 'stupid', 'crazy', etc.

Although the word itself has no fully-feesible meaning or definition, it is commonly used in conjunction with other social slang and usually said in an informal context.

The term is usually not associated with direct offense, rather it is most commonly used to describe a past or present event in a loose social environment.

"That is some next shit."

"This assignment is next."

"Some next guy asked me for loose change."

next by Daniel Tran May 17, 2006

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Used to replace phrases like, 'Oh thats some annoying girl'. It is meant to be degrade a person as though they are sub-human.

That's just some next boy i know who lives in my endz

next by soulsista88 August 22, 2005

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Next could mean anything pertaining to the Next song,Next in the line at the store, Next in the bedroom, scream NEXT out the door when your partner, visitor, customer leaves the building.

When Bobby leaves I always scream

out the front door NEXT.

Next by HJ A.K.A NEXT March 25, 2020

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The statement you use when someone clearly has no talent and/or is unworthy of praise, status or limelight of any sort.
Generally used in a showbiz context and applied when an act really stinks.

Mick: "man, that guy's act really sucks"
Bob: "right on; to that person I say - NEXT!!!"

or -

Jed: "I can't believe they can show this stuff and get away with it. It stinks."
Laura: "you're right let's go. NEXT!!"

next by toroboy October 5, 2009

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Move on to the next woman. It's what intelligent and expirenced people tell idiotic newcomers to do, but they don't listen, and continue to pursue the same woman by giving her flowers and being nice and polite and showing good manners while she goes off and fucks some outlaw biker. Then she tells him about how good the outlaw biker was, and enventually she cries on his shoulder about how the outlaw biker treats her like shit. When and if he asks her out she tells him that she's sorry but she doesn't feel that way about him, and that she just wants to be friends.

God, I'm bitter.

"There's this girl.... blah blah blah.... and she actually looked at be... blah blah blah... I could tell she really liked me, because her eyes were open... blah blah blah blah"

"Dude, just next her, It's obvious she doesn't like you, and she just wants to fuck an outlaw biker. You screwed up, man. Just move on."

"No, I really think I'm in love this time, I'm mean she so pretty, and I think about her all the time... and blah blah blah blah"

"Shitcock"

next by Andrew Callaway January 25, 2004

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Show on MTV where contestants go on dates and if the person doesn't meet to their standards, you can "next" them and they go to the next person.

Abby wanted to know what Daniel's hidden talent was, so he farted with his armpits and she said next.

Next by Momomiya Ichigo May 4, 2005

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Nexting is used in Chatroulette when either 'You' click the 'Next' button moving onto the next 'Stranger' or when the 'Stranger' nexts 'You'.

Nexting as a phrase is now used when out and about, you hypothetically 'Next' the persons you are talking to or see in the room until you find a stranger you consider worth talking to.

"Shall we next this stranger?"

NEXT by Donttellmumthebabysittersdisco February 21, 2010