Mash potatoe 

When a man penis is not getting firm and he is trying every which way to over come his softness of the penis.

I can't believe he had nerves to talk all this sex talk on what he was going to do in bed with me, but he was mash potatoe, cover his face in shame.

Mash potatoe by Soft dick May 29, 2019

Cat mash potatoes 

When custy ass lice infested cat hair gets in ur shitty ass watered down mashed potatoes that have no flavor

These taste like cat mash potatoes they are f**Ken nasty

Gabe is a waste yute

Cat mash potatoes by Barbra Brando March 6, 2019

mash potato mouth 

The action in which one tries to speak and a fully formed sentence is not formed. There are fragments and random words. The person is intently trying to form a sentence and make a point, but the sentence is incomprehensible. There is usually an utter of words and the spew of grunts and/ or the word uhh. This action is usually accompanied by a blank stare or glazed look.

I went to talk to him, but he started mash potato mouthing everywhere. He is real hard to talk to.

mash potato mouth by zinna rose January 30, 2012

Pillowy Mounds of Mash Potatoes

A naughty fetish of Philip Banks in the famous american sitcom "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".

"I can't give up my favorite foods cold turkey. Oh my god. Turkey with pillowy mounds of mash potatoes."

Pillowy Mounds of Mash Potatoes by papasito6 May 21, 2017

mash potatoes 

to crush ones testicles

"Ouch bollocks!, i just sat down funny and mashed my potatoes"

mash potatoes by Dan D July 11, 2005

Mash potato 

Similar to the word gip, mash potato describes the moments before you feel like you might be sick but aren't actually sick.

(Someone is being inconsiderate and talking to you about a disgusting conversation topic whilst you are eating a meal and you and you start to associate the things being discussed in the conversation with the texture of your food) ... mash potato

Mash potato by anonymous17363 October 30, 2017

Mash potato head 

When you’re high on marijuana and your scalp feels all weird and your head high.

Person 1: this strain gives me mash potato head

Person 2: okay.

Mash potato head by Stonerdude42069666 November 23, 2018