Alaining 

To

...and i quote: " Chomp another's dick off . "

Usually cases all have one alarming similarity and its that in the middle of the bite it usually goes further in than the sides.

BRO. SHE. WAS. LITERALLY. PERFECT!!!!

...until she like... totally Alained my cock off.

Seriously man. You gotta be careful around that Stacy chick.

I heard she goes out late at night Alaining people for fun.

Seriously... Not cool bro.

Alaining by phibe March 25, 2020

alaning 

To look at other's work aimlessly with a blank stare, with occasional input that could be rude but beneficial.

Jack was alaning over Jill's shoulder while she wrote her program.

alaning by leovander March 18, 2011

ALANing 

To dog ones friends. Usually involves a video game LAN or miscellaneous asain person.

Can also be said as to Alan

"Dude, come out tonight"

"Soz, gotta practice for LAN"

"Wow, your alaning us again"

ALANing by Hadkejxkdj March 26, 2012

Alaning 

Using the Alan Wrench

Michael was alaning so hard while building this machine.

Alaning by Chinkyboy September 28, 2018

Alaning 

To have dirrhea so un-believably bad, that you rip yourself a new bootyhole.

"dude that curry was fire gave me such bad alaning tho"

Alaning by Mr Majos March 13, 2023