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Carbonite Filter 

Carbon/carbonite filters are used for all sorts of purification. Lately, carbonite filters have been used on bongs. The smoke goes through the carbonite rock, removing carcinogens and other toxins, but not removing the THC. This means you won't cough as much. Regular carbon filters are replaced, while the built in Carbonite brand ones can be cleaned and maintained. It doesn't magically make more THC in your smoke, like the other definition suggests.
Stoner 1: Dude, I love this carbonite filter. It's better than my old ROOR ash catcher!
Stoner 2: Yeah man, just keep it clean.

carbonated poop water 

a drink from burger king that oddly resembles a coke
Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."

Carbonated Urine 

"I'll have some bubbly piss, or a Budweiser. Yeah, carbonated urine."

Carbonated noodles 

Noodles that are carbonated with dry ice.
"Dude, let's make some carbonated noodles."
"Good idea."
Carbonated noodles by Octember13 October 11, 2009

Carbonated farts

Carbonated farts by Brocum June 1, 2018

carbonated crazy 

The feeling of something getting on your last nerve, of feeling like you can't take it anymore, of being anxious or fed up to the point where you feel like a soda can shaken up and then not released.
Bertha: "Hey, Hortense, you seem a little tense."

Hortense: "It's that damn break-room door. I've been hearing it all day. 'Squeak, fweee! Squeak, FWEEET! Fwee!'"

Bertha: "You getting enough B-12? Cause you sound all kinds of carbonated crazy!"
carbonated crazy by AmyBeans September 15, 2010