LAGOD 

A PERSON WHO IS A GOD OF LAG. LAGGING TO REPLY TEXTS FOR EXAMPLE.

MY FRIEND EMIN IS A LAGOD.

LAGOD by ENCINO_GOON April 10, 2019

blue lagoon

A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)

Gas Station Manager:

"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."

Gas Station Attendant:

"Fuck you. I quit."

blue lagoon by Robert T. Calhoun January 21, 2006

a-Lago 

An incompetent buffoon who shirks responsibilities in favor of taking leisure time. See also: Donald Trump.

My stupid boss is going skiing right before the budget is due. He's such an a-Lago.

a-Lago by BodyForWife March 29, 2017

lagolicious 

How you feel in the morning before your first cup of #coffee. You are lagging behind. You long for that delicious coffee! The early part of the morning when you can't even string two sentences together! I'm really lagolicious, where's my caffeine?!

I wish I had some damn coffee because I'm so sluggish, tired and lagolicious.

lagolicious by J to the Dawg March 26, 2021

Soy lago

What Mclaren Formula One driver, Lando Norris said when he found out that his teammate, Carlos Sainz was moving to another team, Ferrari.

Soy lago is Spanish for "I am lake"

This represents how Norris was sad or in tears when he found out about the driver change.

Crofty: Sebastian Vettel has just spun into the gravel!
F1 fans: Soy lago.

Soy lago by Sharl Leg December 21, 2020

Lagom 

A swedish word that's allegedly untranslatable. But it basically means ''not too little not too much just right'' However, even if it sounds like it, it doesn't mean balanced or moderate, it has a more satisfying tone to it, but at the same time not ideal or excellent. If something is lagom it's not ideal but rather preferably and at the same time acceptable. Kind of ideal but in a lazy kind of way.

''Yo Tommy, was the coffee too strong?''
''No Dave, it was lagom.''

Lagom by Det var en gång en fågel September 12, 2016

Coon Lagoon 

A swimming pool at a HUD apartment complex or a city park on the bad side of town.

Shaquanda and Lil Re-Re always be hangin wit they niglets up in da coon lagoon.

Coon Lagoon by mackerel daddy August 17, 2011