Fart Blossom

Stain left in underwear after release of gas containing a large unexpected percentage of moisture. The most artistic designs can be created while in the seated position.

Damn! thought it was all fart but the end was real squishy. I can feel the fart blossom in my shorts.

Fart Blossom by bdb71 October 15, 2009

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Fart Blossom

The traditional fart blossom comes from eating a particularly unhealthy meal complete with cheap beer. The effect is a devistating cloud that can be captured by farting onto the hand, capturing the greasy aroma, and then passed off to the victim by opening the hand like a gentle blossom and forcing it onto his or her nose.

My sister was being shitty so I dealt her a mighty Fart Blossom that just about ate her face.

Fart Blossom by ReTodd January 12, 2006

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Fart Blossom

A viscous secretion unexpectedly left in one's underwear or the seat of one's pants after passing gas that through the anus.

Key-rist! That fart blossom left a skid-mark in my drawers!

Fart Blossom by Tunmy AuGratin April 8, 2006

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Fart Blossom

A rare tropical flower of the genus, anus stinkypinkyus. It is noted for its delicate petals, slender stem, and, of course, for its ability to blow out a vile green cloud that could bring a sewer worker to his knees. Two varieties have been discovered: (1) Red 'n Angry, whose smell has been likened to a three-day-old meatloaf left in the sun, and (2) Yellow Oozing, whose aroma is remarkably similar to a Mexican toilet.

Phil passed out, has been sleeping all night in his own filth, and smells like a fart blossom.

Fart Blossom by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004