seamen serpents 

seamen serpents are mysyterious creatures that work tirelessly around the clock to purify your man juice, to maintain a steady flow of jism flowing through your gene hunt.

definition 1 - " omg your father is an absolute seamen serpent, he loves purifying the man juice"

definition 2 - "oh my god just won two tickets on the price is right to go deep sea diving with the seamen serpents"

definition 3 - "if only bruce forsyth had a set of balls he might find himself being accomadated by the seamen serpents"

definition 4 - "is that seamen serpents i see on jim spence's head? oh no wait thats just his fucked up ginger mullet"

seamen serpents by J.Edmund H January 30, 2010

Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent

A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.

Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas 

A female who appears to have sucked so much semen over the years that she has become pale and skinny almost albino like and has traveled the world extensivley seeking out other victims,like a vampire she waits in the darkness of the sea A.K.A the world for to suck every man dry!!!

(CHRIS): Shit Todd you don't look so good.

(TODD): Yeah man I know I met this slut last night and I took her $2 ass home and she completly sucked the life force out of me. I think she was a semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas!!!!

semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas by squirtdonkeys July 23, 2007