Jelly Jew 

An ambiguous phrase that can be used to give praise or ruin someone's day.
It has been used by stars such as Jimmy Saville, Bruce Foresythe and Vernon Kay

"well done my little Jelly Jew"

or

"Oi you little shit, piss of home you Jelly Jew"

Jelly Jew by hernia ray January 15, 2010

jelly jewelry 

The creation of jewelry consisting of semen.

Rings: during hand-shandy's
Necklace's: when she doesn't swallow
Bracelets: when she gives you a hand-shandy

She was tugging hard the other night and I shot me load, giving her some nice rings and plenty of other jelly jewelry as well...

jelly jewelry by Flatster November 10, 2005

jelly jewellry 

Jelly jewellry lovingly given to your partner via the medium of Jism!

Jelly jewellry can consist of a pair of nice warm dangly earrings or a sticky brooch to go with the well know pearl necklace.

jelly jewellry by Pegster December 31, 2008

jelly jewellery 

An inexpensive gift that a man gives to a lady; a pearl necklace that is not water resistant.

I spunked off on her neck, she'll have to make do with jelly jewellery.

jelly jewellery by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

jelly jewellery 

Ejaculated semen that covers the face and neck of one's partner.

"What shall i wear for the banquet tonight?" asked Elizabeth.
"How about one's jelly jewellery" replied Phillip, whipping out his bacon bazooka in a trice.

jelly jewellery by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

jewly noted 

When a helmet warrior acknowledges criticism.

'Hey Jew dick, Christmas is real'
'Jewly noted'

jewly noted by Womb Worm April 27, 2014

Jewly 

To over cautiously or over think and action

The driver Jewly steps on the accelerator while trying to merge into traffic.

Jewly by NanerCreme2012 June 13, 2011