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Satan's rim-job

A very hot and painful burning sensation you feel in and around your anus, usually resulting from consumption of spicy foods. The feeling could be described as Satan himself giving you a rim-job (licking and or tounging of the asshole.)
Ricardo swallowed a whole habanero pepper and the next morning received Satan's rim-job

I splashed toilet water on my asshole because the burning of Satan's rim-job was too intense.

Sky-rim Job

1. When someone puts more hours into (The Elder Scrolls V) Skyrim, than they do their actual job. (assuming they have one)

2. A sexual act involving The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
"So where's Todd?"

"Oh, he's working the 'Sky-rim job'."

"I've been there dood"
Sky-rim Job by The Sixth House November 28, 2011

Scenic Rim Job 

Being lowered from an operation crane down a canyon wall while antagonised meat ants are released intermittently through a funnel into your anus, and then guffing them out into an open flame upon reaching the ground to be placed into a pepper grinder.
Dude, get your crane license already so you can give us a scenic rim job!

"Patricia was hospitalised after her scenic rim job", said Frank Frankfurter.

"Wow, that Pacific rim-job gave me the mumps!" said Frank numbly, while staring into the hollow abyss of his soul.

I had to arrange a carer for my grandmother to make time for my scenic rim-job.
Scenic Rim Job by moles1111111111 October 21, 2011

strawberry rim job

The awkward moment when your gf is menstruating so you decide on anal. But then as you are going in you slip your d into the bloody vadragon. Realizing your terrible mistake you quickly pull out and enter the ass. You go to pound town, the residue around the rim is your strawberry rim job.
Boo yo dick went in da wrong hole.

Bitch it's good, you gonna get that strawberry rim job.
strawberry rim job by scarhead March 1, 2014

swedish rim job 

gay guy licks in the inner circle around an uncircumcised dick.
Could you please quit snoodling with me and just give me a swedish rim job!
swedish rim job by Anna November 27, 2004

smurf rim job

When you take a dump large enough and with velocity in a porta potty that the blue water splashes up and gived your leather cheerio a kiss.
Oh man, I had to poop so fast that I received a smurf rim job in that porta potty
smurf rim job by SvenMacdirmada April 21, 2022