Staple's Bathroom 

the Staples by your school in which you use their bathroom to participate in illegal things such as smoking drinking or sex.

2:20 schools out time for the staple's bathroom!

Staple's Bathroom by electricmonkey08 April 13, 2009

get a stapler straight

To know what is more important, can be used in a hilarious or serious manner, a synonym of get a marker straight

person 1: you need to study hard, stop being unproductive on TV shows, you need to do homework.

person 2: ok, I promise I'm gonna get a stapler straight about my homework.

get a stapler straight by A Marker Lover February 4, 2026

Staple's Fallacy 

The idea that people need to be compelled to not be pieces of shit. This is built on the assumption that people are shitty by nature, ie Madison vs. Monroe and the federalist papers. This fallacy provides a way of passing judgement on others for their assumptions or opinions, and contributes disagreeable assumptions/opinions to an over-generalization that is based on geographic location. The fact that it is just geographic location that determines a person's assumptions or opinions shows how over-generalized this idea is, which in turn makes it a fallacy.

he emphasized Staple's Fallacy when he said that they are stupid and ignorant because they come from an underdeveloped part of the world.

Staple's Fallacy by StatesRightsTater December 7, 2023

bachelor's staple 

Attaching pages together at the corners with semen, rather than a staple. Only used when normal staples cannot be found.

I needed to attach the pages of my final essay together before I handed it in, but I had no staples. So rubbed out a bachelor's staple onto the corners of the pages. Worked like a charm!

bachelor's staple by DerfDerfNo1 March 30, 2020

stapler 

Short range wepon usually found in offices

he attack me with the stapler

stapler by Leon9 July 19, 2004

Cock stapler

When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.

I want us all to go to the Bills game, but David Buchnea is being such a useless cock stapler!

Cock stapler by chunkylover6969 September 30, 2010

Stupid stapler 

Someone who staples their papers so poorly that the teacher gets pissed and calls them out

Ted stapled his papers 5 times, so the teacher called him a stupid stapler.

Stupid stapler by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015