Pocket Rocks 

Rocks that are placed into someone's pants pocket so the ensuing result is sure drowning

Joe: "That Billy guy is a real douche bag"
Michael: "You should give him pocket rocks and push him into a pool"
Joe: "Great idea, then he would drown!"

Pocket Rocks by SauceOverloads August 9, 2012

pocket full of rocks 

your testicals are in your pocket

I have a pocket full of rocks and it feels so good.

pocket full of rocks by jon effin dan November 30, 2009

Pocket rock

When you butt-dial a rock&roll song.

I had a pocket rock and began to jam.

Pocket rock by Thatoneguy1919 June 24, 2022

Rock Pocket

What happens to a Hot Pocket after you cook it too long and it becomes resistant to human teeth.

Dan: Man, I made a Hot Pocket exactly as instructed on the box and it's still over done!

Kip: Have fun with your Rock Pocket, I'm getting pizza.

Rock Pocket by ishotjrandilikedit October 26, 2011

rock pocket mouse 

When you're hitting it from the back and she says "harder!" and then you throw a rock at her face, thus resulting in her running away like a mouse.

I was smashing Sharqueefa and then proceeded to exclaim "Rock Pocket Mouse!" She quickly scurried away and then I chased her down the hallway.

rock pocket mouse by BurningOrphans April 6, 2017

Rock in your pocket 

Referring to a boner of a stimulated man; used in a sexual context.

"Is that a rock in your pocket?"

Rock in your pocket by Herp_Derp June 13, 2013

Rock it in the Pocket 

Someone who wears a pocket square (Originates from American dad)

Stan I had no Idea you liked to rock it in the pocket

Rock it in the Pocket by Oure August 20, 2021