historic 

A word used to describe our "historic President".

People believe President Barack Hussein Obama to be "historic" because he is the first half-white, half-black President of the U.S. This so-called "history" making gives guilty white liberals something to tout as they increase their rhetoric that anyone who opposes the "historic" president is racist. In fact, some white people, including many in mainstream media feel so guilty being white that they say they got "thrills up their leg" from seeing this happen.

A guy and his wife are in a car on a road trip:

Guy: "99,997, 99,998, 99,999!"
Wife: "100,000!"
Guy: "Gee! That was a historic moment!"
Wife: "It sure was!"

historic by default013 November 25, 2009

Historic 

Not what I said.

Hym " 'Historic' being the operative word. My not changing my mind and anything. You pay me and I don't murder a child or your steal from me and I murder a child. And anyone stupid enough to let you do this deserves to have their kids murdered."

Historic by Hym Iam May 3, 2025

Historic Meme 

The old, legendary memes that started the entire meme culture. Original memes, but older. The foundation of all meme.

Guy 1: dude i just found a meme
Guy 2: what was it?
Guy 1: Kilroy was here, it was scrabbled in my locker
Guy 2: you just found a historic meme, my friend

Historic Meme by Unsanitairy Sibling Murderer September 18, 2016

historic crush 

An obviously unrequited love for a historical figure.

My co-workers hooked up because he looks like Abraham Lincoln, her historic crush.

historic crush by RwjKnowsStuff January 16, 2017

Historic Crush 

To like or have strong feelings for someone for a really, really long time.

"So Amber you're friends with Kyle?"
"Yea, why?"
"Tiffany has had a Historic Crush on him since like 3rd grade, maybe you can introduce them?"

Historic Crush by UES_queen14 June 12, 2019

HISTORIC 1YR OF DW RUBINA

Fans of @rubidilaik are trending HISTORIC 1YR OF DW RUBINA in the remembrance of historic 1 year of DESERVING WINNER RUBINA

Rubiholics are a very organic fandom , who never relied on bots , thats why the are trending HISTORIC 1YR OF DW RUBINA

HISTORIC 1YR OF DW RUBINA by yazdan_ruby February 8, 2022

post-historic times 

the era following the post-modern era. As new media provides instant documentation of events both large and small, and all recordings of earlier historic records are contained online, this era will be one in which our understanding of time and global events will be within the context of momentary and fleeting bits of information.

Study of history will be a fluid and all-encompassing creative work.

the New York Times? man, that's such a post-historic times entity...

post-historic times by ms.MarthaG June 27, 2011